“Top 5 Good Reasons Why the X-Men’s Wolverine Might Be Filipino” (July 15, 2000)

5. He’s awful particular of the appearance of his hair in public. Secret:  “Aquanet and a broken comb”

4. He’s strong but not very tall, was in the military, gets into too many fights, can’t stop smoking and never gets drunk, he doesn’t know anything about his past…oops, let’s stop here.

3. Whenever he joins a “team”, he wants to be the leader every time.

2. He assumes he’s God’s gift to women.  Secret: “Aquanet and a broken comb”

1. At Filipino banquets, only HE knows how to cut the Lechon (roasted pig) perfect…without a knife. “Snikt!”

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