5. It was a Flip who crippled the world with a cheap computer and a simple, ‘I love you’.”
4. You can always get a nod of “go right on through with your homemade explosives and balisong knives” from the Flip who operates the high-tech x-ray machine at every major airport.
3. White people always think our Flip accents equal “less education”, when most of the time we speak and write their language often better than they do. “Ya damn mayonnaise sandwich eating fools, who’s your daddy?!”
2. You can have a complete conversation with another Flip with just by having a facial grand mal seizure.
1. Us Flips killed Magellan just for the exercise.