Top Five Spanish Cultural Traits Filipinos Should Drop” (August 5, 2000)”Top Five Spanish Cultural Traits Filipinos Should Drop” (August 5, 2000)

5. The Debut, since only girls get this at age 18. Hey, what happened to mine!? I’m sure I can work a dress like the next girl. Imagine all the cash I’d be getting for comic books.

4. Everything Spanish (words, last names, etc.) should instantly be reverted to their original Filipino tribal words…imagine José Rizal becoming…Malaking Kamay sa Kanyang Bayag.(Man of Poetic License)

3. The fake Pinoy male “Latino Wannabe” machismo. For every Filipino dude who thinks he’s the “shit” at every social scene, may his bird shrink three times smaller. Just learn to be yourself and respect our Pinay sisters, ok? N´uff said.

2. Stop saying you’re part Spanish and Hawaiian when truly you’ve got deep family roots in the Banaue Rice Terraces. Oh well, maybe white guys will keep believing this for at least ten more years and not make dog-eating
cracks.

1. We need to stop believing that having mestizo/a features is an admirable genetic trait for our race. In fact, I have some mestizo/a friends who I can admit are some of the most butt-ugliest people I dare to call my friends. So much for Evolution.

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  • cici

    i noticed filipinos always try to be like latin americans, its so ridicules
    just because they wee at a time colonized by spain doesn’t make them latin americans plus not all latin americans were colonized by spain. i mean even ireland was occupied by spain at a point in time does that make them latin americans ? noooo it doesn’t.
    plus how the hell can you look hispanic/latino which are both bull sht words that the u.s goverment made. latin americans are not a unified race only the ignorant u.s media makes it seems that way.people of latin america are white, black ,native indian,asian,arabic , etc.,there is no unified race.some are mixed some are not mixed.filipinos are mongoloids racially in bone structure and native american are also mongoloid in bone structure though native americans are not the same mongoloid subgroup as the mogoloids in asia but they both have similarities , broad faces,round jaw bone ,no brow ridge (for the post part),
    no nose bridges (some) ect. so fillipinos can resemble native american as well as any mogoloid asian even chinses too. there is no such thing as a latin look.i alsonotice how fillipinos will always say their mixed hispanic instead of saying mixed with spanish european which they are.

  • cici

    i noticed filipinos always try to be like latin americans, its so ridicules
    just because they wee at a time colonized by spain doesn’t make them latin americans plus not all latin americans were colonized by spain. i mean even ireland was occupied by spain at a point in time does that make them latin americans ? noooo it doesn’t.
    plus how the hell can you look hispanic/latino which are both bull sht words that the u.s goverment made. latin americans are not a unified race only the ignorant u.s media makes it seems that way.people of latin america are white, black ,native indian,asian,arabic , etc.,there is no unified race.some are mixed some are not mixed.filipinos are mongoloids racially in bone structure and native american are also mongoloid in bone structure though native americans are not the same mongoloid subgroup as the mogoloids in asia but they both have similarities , broad faces,round jaw bone ,no brow ridge (for the post part),
    no nose bridges (some) ect. so fillipinos can resemble native american as well as any mogoloid asian even chinses too. there is no such thing as a latin look.i alsonotice how fillipinos will always say their mixed hispanic instead of saying mixed with spanish european which they are.

  • leen

    interesting, sounds like very good advice for acknowledging and preserving real filipino culture and language rather than keeping imperialist/colonial ways just because it’s made its mark on the nation.

  • leen

    interesting, sounds like very good advice for acknowledging and preserving real filipino culture and language rather than keeping imperialist/colonial ways just because it’s made its mark on the nation.

  • chris

    haha man, this is a hilarious page, i agree with everything except for the reverting spanish words to filipino tribal words.
    i know so many filipinos with that latino wannabe machismo and how so many of them obsess over nice noses.
    in my opinion tho, a lot of filipinos “compete” to be more spanish than the other. it’s really retarded.
    and wen r filipinos gonna stop lying to ppl and accept the fact that tagalog is *NOTHING* like spanish. i know the difference cuz im learning spanish at school.

  • chris

    haha man, this is a hilarious page, i agree with everything except for the reverting spanish words to filipino tribal words.
    i know so many filipinos with that latino wannabe machismo and how so many of them obsess over nice noses.
    in my opinion tho, a lot of filipinos “compete” to be more spanish than the other. it’s really retarded.
    and wen r filipinos gonna stop lying to ppl and accept the fact that tagalog is *NOTHING* like spanish. i know the difference cuz im learning spanish at school.

  • kristine ann ignacio

    fanet

  • kristine ann ignacio

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