“Top Five Ways You Know a Pinoy has a small penis” (by Moonie of Pinoylife.com, Hollywood CA)- May 26, 2001

5. He bathes with 2 tabos… one for pouring water and the other for covering up

4. He wears REALLY baggy pants and tells you that the reason he wears them is because “he needs to make room por da third leg”

3. The tips of his index finger and thumb are abnormally more calloused than the rest of his hand. And it’s not because of finger painting either.

2. He feels the need to emphasize that Filipinos are “Black Asians”.  (see Dion Basco interview in May issue of A Magazine)

1. The more fixed up and louder his import car is… the smaller the penis.

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  • hi

    not all filipino has a small penis….. my uncle and my friend has very big penis its about 9 to 11 inches…

  • hi

    not all filipino has a small penis….. my uncle and my friend has very big penis its about 9 to 11 inches…

  • http://www.helmikuu.co.cc helmikuu

    Hahaha. You’re so naughty to talk about the size of our penis. Keep up the good work.^_^.
    Maybe most of us has a small penis but we are always good in bed. Most penis of Pinoyis from 4″-6″ with atleast 1 1/2″-2″ in diameter.

  • http://www.helmikuu.co.cc helmikuu

    Hahaha. You’re so naughty to talk about the size of our penis. Keep up the good work.^_^.
    Maybe most of us has a small penis but we are always good in bed. Most penis of Pinoyis from 4″-6″ with atleast 1 1/2″-2″ in diameter.

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