Top Five Ways Your Game Will Be Crushed by Moving Back Home with Mom, Dad and Lola” (by Charlene Lobo, SF Bay Area 7/10/01)

5. That eerie silence that everyone sits  in while waiting for the right moment to leave the house with your date. Hurry before they take out the
pictures.

4. The smell of fried fish that pervades your clothes, jacket, and bedroom sheets that lasts longer than your perfume/cologne. The very same
odiferousness that wafts out and greets you as you’re walking up to the house.

3. The curfew that doesn’t exist, yet exists.

2.Sneaking in your overnight guest is not a necessity. It’s a way of life.

1. Convincing everyone in the house that you’re asexual, pierce and tattoo free, pure of thought and deed yet Lola seems to know all. And surprisingly, she don’t mind.

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  • kem

    About the curfew thing…That is so true! I am 21 and I still have the “non-existent” curfew!!!

  • kem

    About the curfew thing…That is so true! I am 21 and I still have the “non-existent” curfew!!!

  • Cheese

    That’s hilarious!!!! It’s like you were describing my past situation!
    Still laughing,
    Cheese

  • Cheese

    That’s hilarious!!!! It’s like you were describing my past situation!
    Still laughing,
    Cheese

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