“Top Five Worst Filipino Christmas Gift Ideas” (December 12, 2000)

5. Another pair of Chinatown tsinelas (slippers) where each one is a different size and worse, your Tita tells you it’s the same one Bruce Lee wore. Yeah right, if his right foot was bigger than his left one.

4. A large box of CostCo toilet paper for your house. Now what are they trying to tell you?

3. A Coleco Vision game console! But it’s the year 2000, where in hell am I gonna get games?!

2. A complete Nativity Scene, with a special guest appearance by the Barrel Man!

1. The Filipino Fruitcake with plenty of our favorite morsels like champoy, dried fish, bibingka mix, msg, spam, and leche flan. Mmmmmm….diarrhea.

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  • angela

    Watch out for our TFC Chtristmas campaign, all about Paskong Pinoy, a sort of spoof but still upholds the positive attitudes of Filipinos especially on this kind of occassion. And yes, I did include the sell-out fruitcake giveaway… 🙂
    Funny input right here.

  • angela

    Watch out for our TFC Chtristmas campaign, all about Paskong Pinoy, a sort of spoof but still upholds the positive attitudes of Filipinos especially on this kind of occassion. And yes, I did include the sell-out fruitcake giveaway… 🙂
    Funny input right here.

  • angela

    Watch out for our TFC Chtristmas campaign, all about Paskong Pinoy, a sort of spoof but still upholds the positive attitudes of Filipinos especially on this kind of occassion. And yes, I did include the sell-out fruitcake giveaway… 🙂
    Funny input right here.

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