Pinay Exorcism in “Constantine”, Folks!

Whoa, crap! Did I just witness Keannu Reeves just exorcise a demon out of a Pinay in his latest movie, “Constantine”??? If some of you have seen it already, remember the scene in the opening where he’s called to perform a demon extraction out of a young ethnic girl? The mother is first seen in the kitchen making a cup of tea, but there’s a Philippine flag on the wall in the shot. Then she goes to her daughter’s room and sees the girl crawling (ala Linda Blair) on the ceiling and hits her knees to the floor and begins to pray. Then much later, we see Constantine go finish the job of exorcising the demon out of her, making his way through that low-income apartment building (ala I-Hotel). Fast forward, he calls the demon in her an asshole, then she growls…”Papatayin natin siya!” (We will kill her!)…Ay naku, was that Tagalog I just heard onscreen??? Then when she comes through, she’s this really cute, innocent Pinay hottie! Thank you, John Constantine! Now, can you exorcise some of my ex-girlfriends of their demons the same way?

Too much fun for one Saturday late night, but I’d say this movie is for every Pinoy Catholic with messiah/guilt issues…almost as fun as the Filipino sea pirates in “Life Aquatic with Steve Zisou”.
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  • http://myspace.com/mixed_dancer_therese Therese

    haha
    yea i noticed that too!!
    i told all my filipino friends
    and once they saw the filipino flag they all got it
    haha
    LOVE IT!!

  • http://myspace.com/mixed_dancer_therese Therese

    haha
    yea i noticed that too!!
    i told all my filipino friends
    and once they saw the filipino flag they all got it
    haha
    LOVE IT!!

  • markymanalo

    yeah! it was a good movie!
    constantine is a mirakol…
    i stopped smoking..
    bwahahaha!

  • markymanalo

    yeah! it was a good movie!
    constantine is a mirakol…
    i stopped smoking..
    bwahahaha!

  • Brian

    YO PNOYS AND PINAYS! lmao anyways i saw that flag in Constantine and i said to my friend Andrew that they were Filipino and hes REALLY?! anyways your Flip jokes are FUNNY!

  • Brian

    YO PNOYS AND PINAYS! lmao anyways i saw that flag in Constantine and i said to my friend Andrew that they were Filipino and hes REALLY?! anyways your Flip jokes are FUNNY!

  • mimi

    i watched constantine in the PI man.. haha.. dude your pootangina hilarious man!!.. COME VISIT PI.. so I can watch you live sometime before APRIL or!!… go to the EAST COAST.. cough cough.. rhode island or massachusetts sometime SOON man!! “something new!” haha and everytime i see anything “star wars”.. haha i think of REX!.. shieeyttt….. your a trip! :)

  • mimi

    i watched constantine in the PI man.. haha.. dude your pootangina hilarious man!!.. COME VISIT PI.. so I can watch you live sometime before APRIL or!!… go to the EAST COAST.. cough cough.. rhode island or massachusetts sometime SOON man!! “something new!” haha and everytime i see anything “star wars”.. haha i think of REX!.. shieeyttt….. your a trip! :)

  • http://profiles.myspace.com/users/2385769 icko

    wats with the filipino pirate,yeah its true about the constantine kine wat if the girl say “putang inang shit pahenge ng balut”

  • http://profiles.myspace.com/users/2385769 icko

    wats with the filipino pirate,yeah its true about the constantine kine wat if the girl say “putang inang shit pahenge ng balut”

  • http://www.chrisandmelissa.net mel

    lol rex..
    pinay hotty
    oh by the way i just recently revisted my starwars 4-6 dvd trilogy and on return of the jedi i heared for the first time ever what you were talking about in badly browned. the e-walks kept on saying “ma ganda, ma ganda” and other stuff like “hinde” and “bakit” lol i love that philppinos are getting cameo’s in movies

  • http://www.chrisandmelissa.net mel

    lol rex..
    pinay hotty
    oh by the way i just recently revisted my starwars 4-6 dvd trilogy and on return of the jedi i heared for the first time ever what you were talking about in badly browned. the e-walks kept on saying “ma ganda, ma ganda” and other stuff like “hinde” and “bakit” lol i love that philppinos are getting cameo’s in movies

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