Top Five Ways You Can Tell You’re a FOB (fresh off the boat)…by Mark Manalo (Texas, USA)

5. You call every caucasian male (American,Australian,European, ah basta puti!) “Joe”. (eg. “Hey Joe” or “what’s up Joe?”)

4. You say ‘comfort room’ instead of ‘bathroom.’ and when they ask you where is that place, then you say, ‘I need to wiwi’ (while pointing your patotoy)

3. In a restaurant, you can’t eat without a spoon, (opkors,always ask for da spoon), or ask for patis and
toyo.

2. You scatch your head when you don know the answer, and say “Ayy!” when you’re wrong.

1. From the airport, your second luggage is a balikbayan box. It’s a balikbayan box that has the exact required weight of 50lbs. or 70lbs. that the regulations require. (para sulit ang box!)

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  • Mike

    Hahahaha funny ones

  • Mike

    Hahahaha funny ones

  • anthony

    that puta is “HELLA PINOY”

  • anthony

    that puta is “HELLA PINOY”

  • joseph

    who isnt a fab in my world!?

  • joseph

    who isnt a fab in my world!?

  • daisy

    hey!!
    the thing about us FOBs always bringing a balikbayan box to the airport is soooo true. hey!, it gives a lot of space for our stuff.lol. well, i was born here in america, and i still dont really understand why we do that. o well..
    -daisy

  • daisy

    hey!!
    the thing about us FOBs always bringing a balikbayan box to the airport is soooo true. hey!, it gives a lot of space for our stuff.lol. well, i was born here in america, and i still dont really understand why we do that. o well..
    -daisy

  • Gilbert

    pinoy!!! yan ang tunay!!! mabuhay pilipinas!!!

  • Gilbert

    pinoy!!! yan ang tunay!!! mabuhay pilipinas!!!

  • jennifer

    its 3:30 in the morning, i’m here laughing my ass off not concern about waking everyone in the house. this is hella dope. I am so glad that i found this site. dicovering rex has been such a wonderful opportunity/experience. this is a another reason to be proud that i am pilipina, its unfortunate that not everyone can be…even for a moment to laugh their ass off too.

  • jennifer

    its 3:30 in the morning, i’m here laughing my ass off not concern about waking everyone in the house. this is hella dope. I am so glad that i found this site. dicovering rex has been such a wonderful opportunity/experience. this is a another reason to be proud that i am pilipina, its unfortunate that not everyone can be…even for a moment to laugh their ass off too.

  • http://rj-mendez.tripod.com RJ Mendez

    FUCKING COOL TO BE A PINOY DAWG!!! Hurrah to TSBU wave 60-CEBU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

  • http://rj-mendez.tripod.com RJ Mendez

    FUCKING COOL TO BE A PINOY DAWG!!! Hurrah to TSBU wave 60-CEBU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

  • MOE

    AY PUTANG INA TALAGANG CRAZY MAXIMUM NA CRAZY(fobs) in the house!!!PINOY PRIDE!!! MGA TABO USERS BE PROUD OF WHO U R!!!

  • MOE

    AY PUTANG INA TALAGANG CRAZY MAXIMUM NA CRAZY(fobs) in the house!!!PINOY PRIDE!!! MGA TABO USERS BE PROUD OF WHO U R!!!

  • kiko

    y i never had 2 use anything else aside frm tabo..is there anything else?

  • kiko

    y i never had 2 use anything else aside frm tabo..is there anything else?

  • raphael romero

    hoy gago! what’s with the toyo and patis thing? it’s not funny stupid…and only kids say “wiwi” … only retards like you point to their patotoy when they want to peepee..

  • raphael romero

    hoy gago! what’s with the toyo and patis thing? it’s not funny stupid…and only kids say “wiwi” … only retards like you point to their patotoy when they want to peepee..

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