The Top 5 Alternative, Non-Offensive Titles for “The Flip Side” by Rod Pulido 4/23/02

5. "The Filipino Living In Pride Side, NOT The Fucking Little Island People Side"

4. "The Politically Correct Filipino American Side"

3. "The I ate Balut on ‘Fear Factor’ Side"

2. "The American Debut Side of Lolo’s Adobo Child"

1. "The Get Over It, You Armchair Activist! It’s Just a Frickin’ Title! Side"