Top Five Things Separating Us FOBs from those EOPs (Jinggoy Waipahu, HI)

By Rex | Published: April 14, 2005

5. Absence of TP just means its time to use the tabo.

4. We call everyone kuya, ate, manang, & manong yet they always know who we’re actually trying to talk to.

3. The use our so- called ” jungle talk ” to make fun of them in front of their faces without them knowing.

2. TFC is not a past time, it’s a way of life.

1. We actually know why all of Rex’s jokes are funny even without the emphasized Filipino accent. Oooo, that’s right i said it you slang speaking hippies! Start reading your Abakada!

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http://www.myspace.com/laymo_69freak jerr

who iss this kingggoy.
waipahu represent. lol
eckk all the soles are going to
jack money from us flips.
why because i dunno.
asasdfghjkl;’
LATES.
kare

i got a sixth one…
u know ure not a fob when…
u have no idea who the hell bebot is in B.E.P’s song.
or/
why ure mom uses 7-up as a marinade in your bbq…(is that a flip thing or just my moms?);)
Carl

Hahaha! 7-Up! It must be a flip thing!
blooh

er… what does EOP mean? apparently i’m a real fob… even my email has baby on it… tsk tsk…
http://patrickman.blogdrive.com walrus

EOP = English-Only Pilipinos
i.e., Pinoys who can’t speak or understand Tagalog.
blooh

ah! ok… thanks =)
http://jaflorendo.multiply.com ja

“”Chasing a man with a cup and 5 pesos whos carrying a pair of steel buckets hanging on his shoulder yelling “Taho”out in the streets “”– ye… in pajamas and barefoot..
R

Hahahahhahahaha!!!! In my family, tabo=butt bucket.
P

as always. great stuff rex …
for number 5 i’ve always known that once the TP runs out … TK will kick in .. as in Tubig – Kamay.
he he.
Sarah

Whoo right on, WAIPAHU represent =]. So much more to filipinos … Just gotta love our lifestyle. ^_^
boi

waipahu?????
what about kalihi?
Wrathofmimi

hell yeah! damn straight!