5. “Pope-on-a-Rope” bath soap (must be applied in the positions of the cross)

4. Gelato flavored “Pope-sickles” for those hot Roman afternoons.

3. “Pope-pourri” to deodorize the Catholic bathroom.

2. The “Papal Pay-Pay” (Tagalog for handheld fan)…say it fast 10 times.

1. “Popémon”, the trading card-collecting Catholic’s favorite.