5. Real steaming rice from my own rice cooker.

4. Wondering if on next week’s episode of CBS`s “Survivor”, that maybe all the remaining cast members and that annoying moderator would be kidnapped by some heavily-armed Philippine extremist group.

3. A real toilet you can sit on.

2. Going to Ling Nam and Sinugba on a late, late Friday night with my friends.

1. All the dumb racist crackers, who still can’t master more than just English…oh yeah, the steamed rice.