5. He bathes with 2 tabos… one for pouring water and the other for covering up

4. He wears REALLY baggy pants and tells you that the reason he wears them is because “he needs to make room por da third leg”

3. The tips of his index finger and thumb are abnormally more calloused than the rest of his hand. And it’s not because of finger painting either.

2. He feels the need to emphasize that Filipinos are “Black Asians”.  (see Dion Basco interview in May issue of A Magazine)

1. The more fixed up and louder his import car is… the smaller the penis.