5. Instead of a slice of leche flan, a slice of SPAM.

4. Mayonnaise-Macapuno Mix!

3. Some dude’s black nose hairs (only available in select areas).

2. Bagoong shrimp paste and salted fish mixed into the purple ube stuff.
1. Magnolia Ice Cream’s flavor of the week…”Rocky Road Dinaguan Medley”!