5) Money envelope with an IOU in
it.    

4) Queso de Bola (Big Ball of cheese) and I am
lactose intolerant…aghhh diarrhea!

3) A stapler, note pad and a ruler.. what
the hell?!

2) Gift basket of Spam, Corned Beef and Vienna Sausages!!
Yummm

1) An 80’s style shirt.. Wait a minute! It is Uncle Boy’s old shirt! Tang
ina!